Best Comedy Movies 2010 – Guide

When the Mayans predicted that 2012 would be the end of the world they also predicted that 2010 would be the funniest year.
So let’s see if that’s correct. Here are the best comedy movies of 2010.

- FEBRUARY -
Cop Out
Starring: Bruce Willis, Tracy Morgan, Seann William Scott
Director: Kevin Smith
Release Date: 26th February 2010
Formally titled ‘A Couple Of Dicks’ this is director Kevin Smith breaking from his safe zone to direct a Bruce Willis buddy cop comedy from someone else’s script. The plot has two veteran officers (Willis and Tracey Morgan) tracking down a stolen vintage baseball card via the world of gangsters and money laundering. Seann William Scott is involved too, playing some dumbass I’d imagine. Smith has often been criticised for his lack of visual style. It’s nice to see the studio trusted him with this. …Oh wait they made him storyboard the entire movie two months in advance

- MARCH -
Our Family Wedding
Starring: Forest Whitaker, America Ferrera, Carlos Mencia, Regina King
Director: Rick Famuyiwa
Release Date: 12th March 2010
This clash-of-cultures comedy (African-American vs Latino) sees two overbearing dads (Forest Whitaker, Carlos Mencia) trying to put aside their differences to plan the wedding of their son and daughter. The trailer features much knocking-over-of-the-cake-un-hilarity and fails to get a laugh out of a Mexican goat eating viagra.
Greenberg
Starring: Ben Stiller, Rhys Ifans, Jennifer Jason Leigh
Director: Noah Baumbach
Release Date: 12th March 2010

Roger Greenberg (Ben Stiller) is a New Yorker out of a job and determined to do nothing. He agrees to housesit for his more successful brother in LA to get a free place to stay. Reconnecting with old friends (Rhys Ifans) doesn’t go so well but he soon sparks with his brother’s assistant (Greta Gerwig). This is a subdued Stiller in an indie down-to-earth role similar to those he had early in his career. Director Noah Baumbach made The Squid And The Whale, so don’t expect Dodgeball 2.
Diary Of A Wimpy Kid
Starring: Zachary Gordon, Robert Capron, Steve Zahn, Chloe Moretz
Director: Thor Freudenthal
Release Date: 19th March 2010

Live-action adaptation of the illustrated novel about a wise-cracking junior high school student. Its story chronicles the adventures of middle school students Greg Heffley (Zachary Gordon) and Rowley Jefferson (Robert Capron) over the course of an academic year, as told through Greg’s diary and hand-drawn cartoons. Judging from the trailer this is basically a big screen version of The Wonder Years. From the director of Hotel For Dogs.
Hot Tub Time Machine
Starring: John Cusack, Rob Corddry, Craig Robinson, Clark Duke, Chevy Chase
Director: Steve Pink
Release Date: 26th March 2010

A group of unsatisfied men return to the ski resort where they once used to party, hop unwittingly into a time-travelling jacuzzi, and get thrown back in time to their younger days in 1986. With a strong marketing campaign, good buzz, and shades of last year’s biggest comedy hit The Hangover, expect this to do well. Chevy Chase plays the Hot Tub maintenance man.
I Love You, Phillip Morris
Starring: Jim Carrey, Ewan McGregor, Leslie Mann
Director: Glenn Ficarra, John Requa
Release Date: 26th March 2010 (UK) / 3rd December 2010 (US)

Comedy-drama based on a real life con artist, impostor, and multiple prison escapee. A car accident provokes married man Steven (Jim Carrey) to realise he’s gay and live life to the fullest – even if it means breaking the law. He soon ends up in prison for fraud where he falls for Phillip Morris (Ewan McGregor) and starts dreaming up elaborate cons to reunited them on the outside. The movie has had problems finding a distributor (still doesn’t have one in the UK) thanks to its man-on-man content. A re-edit has apparantly toned down the explicit side of things. The trailer was tonally uneven and it’s hard to say how this will all play with audiences.

- APRIL -
Date Night
Starring: Steve Carell, Tina Fey, Mark Wahlberg, Ray Liotta, James Franco, Mila Kunis
Director: Shawn Levy
Release Date: 9th April 2010
Claire and Phil Foster (Steve Carell and Tina Fey) are a bored suburban couple. Even their “date nights” of dinner and a movie have become routine. To reignite the marital spark, they visit a trendy Manhattan bistro, where a dangerous case of mistaken identity hurtles them through the city into non-stop adventure. From the director of Night At The Museum, Date Night has assembled just about the most ‘in’ comedy ensemble you can get, so expect something decent.
Death At A Funeral
Starring: Chris Rock, Martin Lawrence, Tracy Morgan, Zoe Saldana
Director: Neil LaBute
Release Date: 16th April 2010

So here they’re remaking an English language movie, that was shot in Britain by an American director, had several American actors in it (including Peter Dinklage, who’s in the remake too) and had a release in the US just 3 years ago. Where it flopped. The only thing all that different in the remake is it’s being aimed squarely at an African-American audience. And it’s directed by the guy who did The Wicker Man remake. Bizarre. Anyway, it’s about shenanigans at a funeral.
MacGruber
Starring: Will Forte, Kristen Wiig, Val Kilmer, Ryan Phillippe, Jason Bateman
Director: Jorma Taccone
Release Date: 23rd April 2010

Recurring sketch on SNL ‘MacGruber’ is a MacGyver spoof that sees Will Forte trying to defuse a ticking bomb while being distracted by personal issues. The movie version has done well to cast Ryan Philippe (what happened to his career?) and Val Kilmer as the villain. But the record of SNL cinema is extremely patchy. The creator of MacGyver is kicking up a legal fuss as he feels he’s being cheated out of a payday. But it’ll take more than that to stop MaaacGruuubberrr.

- JUNE -
Killers
Starring: Katherine Heigl, Ashton Kutcher, Catherine O’Hara, Tom Selleck
Director: Robert Luketic
Release Date: 4th June 2010
From the director of The Ugly Truth, 21 and Monster In Law comes this action-comedy-thriller. Ashton Kutcher stars as an annoying hitman at the top of his game who falls for an annoying computer tech (Heigl) and decides to quit his job. Years later, he finds out that there’s a hit out on him, forcing him and his wife to run. Tom Selleck plays Katherine Heigl’s dad. Sources are unable to confirm if he will have a moustache.
Get Him To The Greek
Starring: Jonah Hill, Russell Brand, Rose Byrne, Sean Combs, Elisabeth Moss
Director: Nicholas Stoller
Release Date: 4th June 2010

Russell Brand reprises his role as Aldous Snow from Forgetting Sarah Marshall in this story of a record company intern (Jonah Hill) with two days to drag an uncooperative rock legend to Hollywood for a comeback concert. It’s a spin-off, and is directed by the man behind Forgetting Sarah Marshall, but Jonah Hill is not reprising his role from that movie. Make sense? No.
Grown Ups
Starring: Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Chris Rock, Rob Schneider, and David Spade
Director: Dennis Dugan
Release Date: 25th June 2010

Adam Sandler has got the whole Happy Madison crew together for this ensemble comedy about five childhood friends / basketball teammates who reunite to honour their late coach at the lake house where they spent their younger days. Now they’re middle-aged, and have wives and kids in tow. All the jokes in the trailer have been done before. For Sandler fans only.

- JULY -
Knight & Day
Starring: Tom Cruise, Cameron Diaz, Peter Sarsgaard, Maggie Grace, Paul Dano
Director: Lee Unkrich
Release Date: 2nd July 2010
His Tropic Thunder cameo showed Tom Cruise do comedy, so now with his career still reeling after the Scientology madness, feature comedy seems a sensible direction to try out. Hence Knight & Day, which centers on a lonely woman (Cameron Diaz) whose seemingly harmless blind date suddenly turns her life upside-down when a super spy (Cruise) takes her on a violent worldwide journey to protect a powerful battery that holds the key to an infinite power source. The title sounds like it belongs to an 80s sitcom, but I like the madcap energy of the trailer.
Dinner For Schmucks
Starring: Steve Carell, Paul Rudd, Zach Galifianakis
Director: Jay Roach
Release Date: 23rd July 2010

From the director of Austin Powers and Meet The Parents comes the tale of ‘an extraordinarily stupid man who possesses the ability to ruin the life of anyone who spends more than a few minutes in his company’. It’s a remake of the 1998 France black comedy The Dinner Game, which was about friends finding the most pathetic guests possible for their weekly dinner party.

- AUGUST -
The Other Guys
Starring: Will Ferrell, Mark Wahlberg, Samuel L. Jackson, Dwayne Johnson, Eva Mendes
Director: Adam McKay
Release Date: 6th August 2010
Ferrell and Wahlberg play NYPD detectives working in the forensic accounting department who rarely see any action. They idolise the city’s top cops (Dwayne Johnson and Samuel L. Jackson), but when an opportunity arises for them to step up, things do not quite go as expected. Previous Adam McKay-directed Ferrell movies Anchorman and Step Brothers worked well and I expect Ferrell’s manchild will play nicely off Wahlberg’s macho aggression.
Lottery Ticket
Starring: Bow Wow, Ice Cube, Brandon T. Jackson, Natari Naughton
Director: Erik White
Release Date: 27th August 2010

A young man living in the projects (Bow Wow) wins $350 million in a nationwide lottery, then has to survive a three-day weekend after his opportunistic neighbours find out he’s holding the ticket. Yes it’s one of those movies where you’re going to sit in the theater for 2 hours feeling jealous of the main character. It Could Happen To You and Lucky Numbers show that lottery movies are v.forgettable.

- SEPTEMBER -
You Again
Starring: Kristen Bell, Sigourney Weaver, Jamie Lee Curtis
Director: Andy Fickman
Release Date: 24th September 2010
Ellen Ripley and Laurie Strode team up to …oh damn it’s another movie about a wedding. Sigourney Weaver and Jamie Lee Curtis play two moms. When Marni (Kristen Bell) realises her brother is about to marry the girl who bullied her in high school, she sets out to expose the fiancée’s true colors. Chick flick comedy that will struggle to be any better than bland.

- OCTOBER -
Jackass 3-D
Starring: Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera, Ryan Dunn, Chris Pontius, Steve-O, etc
Director: Jeff Tremaine
Release Date: 15th October 2010
Johnny Knoxville’s acting career hasn’t gone so well. Thankfully the Jackass series is one of the most bankable in Hollywood (both previous Jackass moves made $80m worldwide from a budget of $5m and $11m respectively) so he’s back, along with the entire gang. This time they’re doing it in three dimensions. Wee Man in 3-D? I’m there.

- NOVEMBER -
Due Date
Starring: Robert Downey Jr., Zach Galifianakis, Michelle Monaghan, Jamie Foxx
Director: Todd Phillips
Release Date: 5th November 2010
Director Todd Phillips follows up The Hangover with this story of an expectant first-time father (Downey) who finds himself on a cross-country road trip with a mismatched traveling companion (Galifianakis), as he races to get home before his wife (Monaghan) gives birth. Think Planes, Trains And Automobiles.
Morning Glory
Starring: Harrison Ford, Rachel McAdams, Patrick Wilson, Jeff Goldblum, Diane Keaton
Director: Roger Michell
Release Date: 12th November 2010

Rachel McAdams plays an aspiring news producer trying to save a failing morning show by getting control of its feuding anchors (Harrison Ford and Diane Keaton). Ford has been picking poor projects ever since Air Force One in 1997. This comedy-drama doesn’t sound much more inspiring. The movie is basically trying to be The Devil Wears Prada in the TV industry, with a young woman looking to make a name for herself by winning over the old dragon.

- DECEMBER -
How Do You Know
Starring: Reese Witherspoon, Jack Nicholson, Paul Rudd, Owen Wilson
Director: James L. Brooks
Release Date: 17th December 2010
Ol’ Jack is back on the big screen for a supporting role in James L. Brooks new comedy-drama. Their previous collaborations, As Good as It Gets and Terms Of Endearment, netted Nicholson two Oscars, but this doesn’t look meaty enough to repeat that success. The story is about a former athlete (Reese Witherspoon) in the middle of a love triangle between a corporate guy in crisis (Paul Rudd) and her current, baseball-playing boyfriend (Owen Wilson). Expect it to be entertaining and well-observed.
Little Fockers
Starring: Ben Stiller, Robert De Niro, Blythe Danner, Teri Polo, Owen Wilson
Director: Paul Weitz
Release Date: 22nd December 2010

Gaylord Focker is now struggling to raise five-year old twins with his wife, the daughter of a retired CIA agent. The screenwriter says it’ll also deal with “themes of death and divorce and all these real things that as we get older, we start to think about, but in a really comical way.” Dustin Hoffman is reportedly out after arguing with the studio over the size of his part and the schedule. Harvey Keitel and Jessica Alba join the cast. Paul Weitz (American Dreamz, About A Boy) takes over from series director Jay Roach.

Top 10 Motherboards for gamers part 2

6. eVGA 141-BL-E760-A1

•Supported Processor : Intel Core i7
•Memory Technology : DDR3
•Max System Memory : 24 GB
•Multi GPU Support : ATI CrossFire
nVIDIA SLI
Price
$399

7. GigaByte GA-MA790FXT-UD5P Motherboard

•Processor Socket : AMD Socket AM3
•Memory Technology : DDR3
•Max System Memory : 16 GB
•Multi GPU Support : ATI CrossFire
Price
$173

8. Asus P5Q SE PLUS

•Processor Socket : Intel Socket T (LGA 775)
•Memory Technology : DDR2
•Max System Memory : 16 GB
Price
$98

9. MSI P6NGM-L Motherboard

•NVIDIA GeForce 7050/610i
•Socket 775
•MicroATX
•Audio
•VGA
•PCI Express
•10/100 Ethernet LAN
•USB 2.0
•Serial ATA
•RAID
Price
$49


10. Asus M4N78 PRO Motherboard

•Socket AM2+
•Geforce 8300
•ATX
•HDMI
•SATA
•Gbit LAN
•Hybrid SLI
Price
$99

Top 10 Motherboards for Gamers part 1

True gamers would always want the best CPU, best graphics card and lots of RAM capacity for the best gaming experience from their desktop or laptop. And to hold all these and boost up the system performance you need to have a good motherboard. But if you think that grabbing a high priced mobo will do the job, you’re wrong. You have to choose the right motherboard to get the optimum performance. You can get a mainboard that supports latest SLI Cards and DDR3 RAM to take your system’s performance to a new level without costing an arm or leg. More pricey mobos will only improve one or two fps improvement in graphics performance of the games. Here is a list of the top 10 motherboards that has the best blend of price and performance.


1. Asus Rampage II Extreme

•Processor Socket : Intel Socket B (LGA 1336)
•Supported Processor : Intel Core i7
•Memory Technology : DDR3
•Max System Memory : 12 GB
•Multi GPU Support : ATI CrossFire
nVIDIA SLI
Price
$359

2. XFX NVIDIA GeForce 9300 Desktop Board - MI93007AS9

•Processor Support : Celeron, Core 2 Extreme, Core 2 Quad, Pentium D, Core 2 Extreme Quad-Core, Pentium Dual-Core
•Maximum Memory : 8GB
•Memory Standard : DDR2-800/PC2-6400
Price
$113

3. Intel DX58SO Motherboard

•Supported Processor : Intel Core i7

•Memory Technology : DDR3

•Max System Memory : 8 GB
•Multi GPU Support : ATI CrossFire
Price
$209

4. ASUS Republic of Gamers Series Rampage Formula ATX Intel Motherboard

•Processor Supported : Intel Core 2 Duo
•2-Phase DDR2
•Higher Overclockability
Price
$207

5. MSI P45D3 Platinum Motherboard

•Intel P45 Express
•Socket 775
•Dual-Channel DDR3
•CrossFireX
•PCI Express 2.0 x16
•SATA
Price
$179

End of Nations

Overview

Anarchy followed in the wake of the economic collapse of the 21st century, but a new superpower, the Order of Nations, emerged from the shadows to restore order -- by force.
Armed with an array of advanced technologies, this new world order promised it would never allow another global disaster, but the price was unquestioned obedience. Benevolence quickly turned to tyranny as individual freedom and cultural identity were crushed under the tank-treads of the Order of Nations.
Revolutionaries everywhere are now banding together to challenge this totalitarian enemy in the ultimate war for the future of mankind.
End of Nations brings real-time strategy (RTS) and massively multiplayer online (MMO) games together for a gaming experience that is a revolutionary leap forward.
End of Nations takes place on an unprecedented scale, where your strategy on and off the battlefield can mean the difference between victory and defeat.

• Play solo or team up with thousands of gamers to combat the Order of Nations as you develop your Commander class and grow your forces.
• Quickly join the battle and deploy units, weapons, and technologies you've acquired through combat experience, manufacturing, and research to fully realize the strategic possibilities of deploying a constantly evolving army.
• Watch as the geopolitical map of the persistent world changes with each battle, and increase the influence you and your allies have with each victory.

End of Nations thrusts you into a world where your enemy today could be your ally tomorrow.

Key Features

Cooperate & Conquer: Team up with legions of fellow Commanders and take part in a game-wide cooperative effort on a massive scale. Complete large-scale missions and experience true camaraderie on the battlefield as you campaign against a foe too great for any one Commander to handle.
Persistent RTS Action: Whenever you want, engage in ongoing conflicts where you can join, leave, and play in a massive persistent world. Take on the Order of Nations independently or with a group of other Commanders; or clash with rival Commanders in faction-versus-faction battles.
Command Through the Ranks: Battle alongside both new recruits and veteran commanders, where every shot fired, mission completed, and battle won will grant your Commander experience points. Increase your rank, unlock new units and abilities, and expand your headquarters over time.
Design the Perfect Strategy: Whether you hand-pick individual units from the battalions you’ve acquired, or deploy entire battalion sets for their powerful bonus abilities, you can design the perfect battlefield strategy from a vast array of unit combinations.

NEW SONG 2010: Rihanna - Read My Lips

Breakdance moves

Breakdance moves are totally dependent on the break dancer and his flexibility. This is why there are tons of variations in the breakdance moves which make it a really versatile and flexible dance form. It can be molded according to the capabilities and the creativity of the dancer and the level up to which he or she wants to take it. The list of breakdance moves, therefore is pretty vast and the amount of variation that has been seen over the years is amazing. However, there are a few key characteristic moves that are very typical of this dance form. All the variations are based on these moves. Everything else is just a modification of the ground rules to come up with something that is practically feasible and is pleasing to the eye.
If we start from the very beginning of a breakdance routine then one of the first things that a dancer does on stage is the Top Rock. This is basically an introduction or a prelude to the actual performance. It consists of movements that are done while standing up. They mainly include footwork and breakdance moves that show off how well the dancer can keep up with the rhythm and choreograph something that is based on the music piece. The Top Rock is also a way of intimidating one's opponent or simply a way of introducing oneself. There are quite a few versions of the Top Rock that are popular all over the United States. They include the Indian Step, Uprock, Boying, Side Step, etc.

The other form of breakdance moves that are quite famous are the Drops. These are basically moves that land the dancer on the floor from a standing or sitting position. There are many kinds of drops. The Coin Drop for example is a move that we see all the time. This involves the dancer going down on one arm and then performing a windmill. Apart from that, there are several moves which are characteristic of the break dancers which include the One Knee Drop, Sweep Drop and the Corkscrew to name a few.
Then there are Floor Rocks which are moves that are done on the floor and usually involve some sort of stunts or moves that demand flexibility and agility. The Scissors is a typical move that is very popular as well. It needs the dancer to balance on the ground with his hands while moving his legs in a to and fro manner much like a pair of scissors.
Apart from these breakdance moves there are several Freezes which are by far the most challenging and the most difficult of all. Freezes essentially involve poses that look as if they have been paused during motion. Hence the name freezes. They include several famous one like the Air baby, Baby Freeze, Side Chair and the Nike Freeze. Power moves are a major part of breakdance moves too. They include the famous Air flare which now has numerous variations which have been developed by breakers all over the United States.

How to kiss a girl

 Kiss a Girl and Fill Her Mind with Delight

Just like the initial approach, and just like when you asked for a number, going for a kiss can be an intimidating moment for most guys. Why? Because it is a point where you could be rejected!
In general most guys will talk for a few minutes, or hours and then make for a kiss, some of the more patient ones will wait for a movie moment style to kiss a girl outside her house!

Would you like to know how to kiss a girl?

If you want to give an amazing impression to your partner every time you kiss, then you definitely need to know the basics of How to kiss a girl.

• To avoid any unnecessary nervousness and embarrassing situations, a first kiss should always be done while the two of you are alone. This will help to ease out the tension and allow you to enjoy.
• The best type of kiss is one that uses different variations… such as starting with a small kiss, working into a French kiss, maybe sucking on your partner’s upper or lower lip. Don’t just leave kisses to the lips… Kiss their cheeks, chin or even eyelids. This can be very seductive and romantic.
• Believe it or not, yet, kissing is an art form! For each of us the kissing experience is different but the ground rules of kissing remain the same.
• The first step in kissing is known as “Getting into position”. The second rung is called “Finding her comfort level” and the last step… well, that can be left to your imagination and creativity!

How to Kiss Passionately?

Kissing is something that people do almost everyday, even few times a day. Most of us are not really concerned about the way we kiss each other, yet some of us like to make those kisses special. These people like to give the best to the partner… not just a simple kiss, but a passionate, enchanting kiss.
To create that excellent impression on your partner, you need to do something extra-ordinary. Simple kisses are part of our mundane lives, but if you want to be different and leave an electrifying effect, then start with a passionate kiss. If you would like to find out how you can do it, then here are few ways of learning how to kiss passionately.

• Freshness Pays. Make sure your breath doesn’t stink so much as to make your mate faint! Before you dive in for the kill, have the decency to freshen up. Once you are fresh enough approach her with a kiss
• Feel It. Listen to her lips with all of your senses and your whole body as you kiss her. It turns girls off when their partner isn’t sure about himself so lean on to the kiss with confidence. Turn your head slightly so that you don’t squish noses, as your lips move to hers.
• Build the Heat slowly.  A passionate kiss doesn’t have to be filled with haste and aggressiveness. Move slowly and build the heat from thereon. Most women like to take kissing slowly so hold off on the tongue initially unless she is thrusting her tongue into your mouth. As a rule take the initiative only when you have at least been modeling her kiss for a minute. Let the feeling envelope both of you and get romantic as you move on with the process. Experiment with what feels right and it should feel right for both of you.
• Armed with Love. Start using your arms as things really get interesting. Put your arms to work. Don’t find awkward positions for your limbs… instead go for something like a gentle yet steady hug would. A mild tug on her hair would also be a good idea.
• Try something more advanced. As the kiss progresses, its time to go ahead with some exciting new ideas. Why not try some French kissing?  Tease her by sticking your tongue a little bit… engage in some tongue play if she responds. Try a little necking if things progress even further. As long as both of you are comfortable, enjoying the kiss and want more, there should be no dearth of ideas.

You must have always wanted to kiss a girl and make her think that you are an incredible kisser! Kissing can be so intimate, so spicy, and very enchanting. It is an amazing way to show your feelings and continue to build on the profound intimacy that you share with your woman.
Permit yourself the time, the patience, and the generousness to truly enjoy your kiss.

OVERVIEW

Most guys will talk for a few minutes, or hours and then lunge in for a kiss, or they will wait for a movie moment style kiss a girl outside her house. So if you want to give an excellent impression to your partner, then you need to do something extra-ordinary. Find out how few ways of learning how to kiss passionately.

How to Kiss – Some Very Effective Tips

for Guys and Girls

The most sensuous and intimate feeling you can experience with another person is ‘A Kiss.’ Many people experience apprehension about kissing or don’t know how to kiss or ask for a kiss; unfortunately, while there’s no ‘Right’ way to kiss. Not to worry! Whether you’re getting ready for your first kiss, or you’re an experienced kisser and just want to improve your skill a little bit of practice and the knowledge of essential kissing tips, will do the trick for you.

Get Real

• We’ve all seen and appreciated many great kisses in the movies. It looks so simple and alluring and seems to happen spontaneously. But hey guys, it’s scripted and edited so many times to make it look so perfect. Alas! Real life is absolutely different.
• Already started wondering if you are doing it right or are turning your date off? Well real life needs practice and there are no retakes. If you do it right, the rest will fall into place.
• Kissing can be a hard thing to do and nothing can fully prepare you for a kiss until you get comfortable doing it. Never underestimate the power of a great kiss.

Kiss to a girl: Getting started

 

• Before kissing a girl, there has to be some more activity from your side than just ‘friendly conversation’. You need to create plenty of sexual tension between you and the girl. To build sexual tension between you and a girl, you need to use certain attraction techniques such as flirting, etc.
• You also need to work out whether it’s the right time or place to be kissing in addition to building plenty of sexual tension before you kiss. While some girls won’t mind kissing in front of their friends or in public places, most modern, independent ones girls would like to kiss away from prying eyes. Some places
• Like inside a car, bedroom or lounge room, in a quiet street or by the beach, or when you’re parting ways at the end of the date are good places to kiss.
• However, first, you need to know if a woman is interested in kissing you at all. Don’t get overconfident and rush the job, only to get slapped or insulted in the process.
• Avoid every painful and embarrassing rejection and only kiss a girl who is actually interested and ready in kissing you. Knowing how to read a girl’s interest in kissing you will allow you to smoothly move things forward when the time is right.

To know when a girl is interested in kissing you, you need to be alert about distinctive changes in her body language and behavior. Look for:  more eye contact with you, she may laugh at all your jokes, she may talk on a more personal level, tilting of her head down while looking up at you and biting her lip…and so on.

Knowing How to Kiss a Guy

Are you tired of waiting for your boyfriend to kiss you? If you do not take some initiative yourself waiting for that first moment may take forever. Most girls are too shy to make the first move; however, it is easy to learn to kiss a guy. The intimate feeling of kissing your man will be worth overcoming the nervousness.

• Get to know the guy before you kiss him; also make sure to break the touch barrier. It’s a big turn off to rush things. Be generous, smile and flirt.
• Some guys are shy so if you are taking the first initiative try sitting close enough to your boyfriend/crush to be able to kiss him
• Use your gestures and body language to your advantage: Look in his eyes, then slowly drop your glance to his lips and look back into his eyes. He should get the hint that you want to kiss him. If he doesn’t, get your signal, then lean in and give him a quick peck on the lips. If he likes it and smiles back then, indulge in a more passionate kiss.
• The very first thing you need to understand when learning how to kiss a guy with passion is that the timing needs to be just right. However there is basically no right time for a kiss, which others can predict, you have to feel the emotion within and check for the vibes before you are at it.
• Another very important thing to keep in mind is that nobody wants to kiss someone with nasty breath. If you think that you possibly could be kissing then it’s a great idea to brush your teeth or maybe pop a mint to freshen up.
• Hey girls! Please don’t even think of kissing if you have chapped and dry lips. It is highly unattractive and a big turn off. Make sure your lips are moist and soft so that they are a pleasure to kiss.

OVERVIEW

There’s no “right” way to kiss, many people experience anxiety about kissing or don’t know how to kiss or ask for a kiss. Fear not! Whether you’re getting ready for your first kiss, or you’re an experienced kisser and just want to improve your game for your first kiss with a new partner, a little learning is always useful.

How to Kiss the Girl – An Ultimate Guide To Express Love

Most guys just don’t realize how important that first kiss is to a woman. Are you wondering how to kiss your girl the first time? Kissing for the first time sure gives people butterflies in the stomach. However everyone looks forward to a memorable first kiss.

The Kiss Theory

Someone said “kissing is the contraction of the mouth due to the enlargement of the heart.” That basically means that a kiss is a result of an overwhelming emotion, a way to express your liking and love for a person. If it comes so naturally, then is it necessary to learn how to kiss? The answer to that is YES. When you kiss a woman for the first time, she decides right then and there if she ever wants to kiss you again!

How to kiss Good

If done right a good kiss can be intoxicating, magical and mesmerizing. A good kiss is a truly exhilarating experience that will leave you in a state of exquisite, euphoria. It is true that the basic procedures of kissing are well known, the subtle nuances of How to kiss good are not always so clear. A good kiss should be a deeply pleasurable experience for both you and your partner.
Learn how to kiss your girl and make that lasting impression for a lifetime through the following simple steps:

• Privacy – In order to make your first kiss memorable one of the most important points to be kept in mind is to be all alone. You wouldn’t want to make a mess out of it or lose concentration with too many people around. Ideally he place shouldn’t be cluttered and should be comfortable and have a touch of sensuality.
• Hygiene – should be the very first thing to consider when attempting to kiss well. Nobody enjoys kissing someone whose breath is unpleasant. Appearance matters well as bright clean teeth and fresh breath is a must. No matter how good your technique dirty teeth or cracked lips can never be part of an enjoyable kiss. Don’t forget the issue of overall hygiene. Body odor is obviously not going to win you any points and may just keep you from getting that kiss at all. You also cannot neglect facial hair. Guys, you also need to understand that your face can be very abrasive if you have not shaved very recently. Be considerate, clean and groomed.
  
• Slow and Steady – The following is true if kissing someone for the first time. It’s not only polite, but it’s mature and dignified to always start with a closed mouth. Even if you have only a moment or two go slow, a rushed kiss will very seldom bring any pleasure. Don’t push too hard physically .When kissing, it is very seldom going to improve things if you press your mouth against your partner with too much force. On the other hand, if you kiss too softly your partner might wonder if you are actually there! Know the right balance and make the process equally enjoyable.
  
• Starting Off - Ideally start by caressing her hand during the conversation, and squeezing it gently if she allows. Don’t wait for her to suggest a kiss, if you are being a good listener and have been paying attention; you will see the softening in her eyes. By really paying attention you may also find that she is tired of talking, and needs to be held. Move closer to your friend and place your thumb on her cheek, and your four fingers firmly but gently supporting her neck, while slowly looking into her eyes bring her face to yours.
• Simply light and sweet – Most guys blow it at this stage! Do not start the kiss out with vengeance… lightly brush you lips against hers, then withdraw and give her a chance, to say No- just in case the timing is wrong. Be careful not to prolong the withdrawal, she should not get the impression that you think something is wrong with her. Reassure her by re-engaging in the kiss.

Once your lips touch, parse your lips as if you were sucking on a grape. When she opens her mouth, play with the tip of her tongue, never stick your tongue more than half into her mouth. Let the mechanics flow don’t rush out or get aggressive.
A kiss can be the beginning of something special and it’s said that many women believe the first kiss will tell them most of what they need to know about the budding relationship. So a guy must know how to kiss… well!

OVERVIEW

A kiss is a result of an overwhelming emotion, a way to express your liking and love for a person. Everyone looks forward to a memorable first kiss. Even if it comes so naturally, it is necessary to learn how to kiss.